Tuesday, July 15, 2014

DRIVEWAY!!!!! Part II

A few lucky souls were fortunate enough to  experience the power and glory of the first stage of the driveway some months ago and have been sitting in anticipation of the next phase ever since!
The rest of you have had a feeling that something in your life was missing but you couldnt put your finger on it. You have probably lost many nights sleep wondering "What is this feeling? Where can i find some answers??"

Well no one need ever worry about anything ever again because
 The wait is OVER !
It's FINALLY here...

THE DRIVEWAY


Phase II
...
 
OLD driveway:
SHITTY
R.I.P.
  
New Driveway:

AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As we speak my phone is ringing off the hook, with people calling to ask:
"Is it true? Are we saved??" 
YES, it's true.
You can even throw away your refrigerator
because 
THE NEW DRIVEWAY HAS EVERYTHING!
Check it: 
GRAVEL!
     
PARKING SPACES!








TRUCKS!

MACHINES!

MEN WITH RAKES!

                     DOGS WITH STICKS!

CLOWNS!

CAR CHASES!

  LANDSCAPING!


What's that you say? You think that you are NOT  amazed? 
Well, let me explain: actually you ARE amazed.  Misunderstanding your own emotions is a common result of excess stimulation from too many internet lists and cat videos. The part of you that is still capable of feeling amazement has shrunk into a tiny flaccid nub at the bottom of your soul but I can promise you that even if you can't hear it, it is in fact SCREAMING in utter astonishment [fig 1.]
[fig.1]


THE END....?

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